Worked for a few years at a liquor store in Baltimore that delivered. Great job. Some of the best business was during a snow storm, though. And really, we didn’t even have to deliver— people will do a LOT to get a handle of vodka.

“The pubes joke tho? Girl swiped that as a set-up without adding nearly as much. I think this is shady toward his bit. But in a substantial way. Bitchy, for sure.”

I’m the same as you. Cut the cord not too long ago, and aside from some soccer and NBA and MLB play-offs, I don’t miss cable at all. I still get most NFL games, I see most of the other shows I want to watch on Netflix or whatever, and, to be honest, I’ve found that after missing an episode or two of whatever show I…

Fuck this guy. It was obvious after his first try that there was no way he was going to squat that. And fuck not using clamps. When you are putting hundreds of pounds on a bar such that it’s literally bending due to the weight, it is quite likely that they are going to slide off.

I grew up in an Oklahoma College town where my Jewish experience was, well, let’s just say limited. I went to college out east and when I spoke to my soon-to-be-roommate on the phone a few weeks before school started (this was 1991; the itnernet and texting weren’t things then) he asked if I kept kosher. I said that I…

Not to defend him because the above critique is correct, but as a scholar of the ancient Near East who sometimes has to delve into biblical shit, I’ll sometimes (to colleagues) say things like “Two Kings” or “Two Sam.” But obviously, when I’m giving a talk I go ahead and say the full “Second Samuel.”

I briefly owned a home before divorce got in the way and now I’m back to renting. I may soon get back into the home business. But... maybe I should ask the state of Missouri if they are willing to put up 100% of the costs first. I’ll even have Edward Jones give me a ton of money to put their name on the front of the…

No I don’t. And I also don’t know the deal of the original stadium. Did ownership put up zero dollars? I sort of imagined that they’d have put up something— 20%? 50%? But maybe they put up nothing and got the whole thing for free? That’s even more nuts!

Can this be right? According to the wiki entry the stadium cost $280 million in 1995. Is it possible that 20 years later, the citizens of MO still owe HALF the cost of the stadium?!? That sounds nuts!!

“That’s what every other country on Earth does, and there’s no reason that America’s laws should have less respect than the laws of every other country on Earth”

I know I am old and not in touch with pop culture people, but who are these people? Or is that the joke?

I lived in LA for like 3 years, and I found Petros and Money to be far more interesting than Rome, whom I loathe, and whatever Laker-fawning talent they had on their ESPN affiliate.

The real question here— and maybe it is answered down below— is what happened the two previous years? Like, if this is Lurie’s thing and he always has it on a Monday at some grand locale, then did Kelly skip those, too? Or was this the first time?

Right? Half the time I’m laughing at the idiocy, but most of the time I’m just feeling empathic dick pain.

Lamest Brady apologist ever.

Wait. The doctor who is sending his wife illegal shit for Manning to used is named “Sly”? Jesus. For the sake of not being ridiculous, just be like “Dr. Roberts” or “Dr. Wadsworth” or something. But “Sly”? Really?

I guess I’m out-olding all of you. I didn’t even know that “Netflix and Chill” was an actual thing. Of course, the concept is quite old: I recall being in my 20’s with a total “FWB” and she’d call up on a Friday and ask if I wanted to watch a movie. This was totally code for: a) go rent something (ON VHS!!!) that is…

The rumor I just heard was this: Ryan wanted to retire after last season on the condition that Gard is named Head Coach. However, the AD was like “nah, I’m in charge so I think I’ll be picking the HC.” So Ryan pulled a fast one and stayed on part way through this season effectively forcing the placement of Gard as…

Hi Tyler,

“Concurrent” means that you are serving all the sentences at the same time. So if you get a sentence of 4 years, 10 years, and 12 years, you are going to serve the 12 years and that’s it. But if that same sentence is “consecutive” then you will serve 26 years (4+10+12) as you will do one after the other after the…