I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

That’s her!

1. The hit didn’t look like anything particularly bad. The Minnesota player had gone after him earlier in the game, and that looked worse. The replays didn’t show when the hit took place vs when the play was over, so maybe that’s why he was ejected?

His supporters are too stupid to even understand what this means.

RedZone is literally the greatest invention of our time. And god dammit if I don’t get a raging erection when they go QUAD BOX!

Step on a crack, break the QB’s back. Step on a flea, break the WR’s knee. Step on a mine and take out the entire O-line!

All religions suck.

She got the pipe

I beg to differ. They weren’t at the ballpark.

I think you need to head in the opposite direction.