For real. Sometimes I'll commit myself to eating an entire (1.5ish cup) container of cut fresh pineapple from the produce section, but by the end of it my tongue is super upset with my decision. I cannot imagine 2 pineapples in one sitting.

Um, no, Jezebel. No. Embryos that are screened for genetic diseases and sex are not "genetically modified."

I agree. I mean, come on, Do you even Duggar?

That is the strangest reply I've ever received on this site.

If Sharane was my life coach, I would clean my act up quick, and the only payment I would need is to watch her and Sidney clean up the dance floor.

Squats.

Don't be rash.

I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE! #TEAM CAKE

We should keep in mind that Palo Alto is a film based on a book of short stories written by Franco himself. The older man/younger woman pairing is therefore something he has thought about (most likely acted out) before.

I WILL WRITE THE FANFICTION GIVE ME 10 MINUTES

Personally, I rely on internet gifs to tell me what cats are thinking.

Gawd contouring again.. Etss everywhere!!

Nom nom nom nom nom.Nom.

Can I just? For one moment?

As a long term reader of Jezebel, a below the liner, and a member of the technical crew of Midnight Rider, fuck you and your headline.

I'm looking forward to a calm and polite discussion about this. Articles about breastfeeding, birthing, and child-rearing bring out the best in everyone.

Say it ain't so!

I've been pining for one of those. I feel certain they'll be very poplar.

I'm going to record a song with my mom. The chorus will consist of her yelling and pleading for me to come home more and coming up with every excuse to not.