If Sharane was my life coach, I would clean my act up quick, and the only payment I would need is to watch her and Sidney clean up the dance floor.

Squats.

Don't be rash.

I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE! #TEAM CAKE

We should keep in mind that Palo Alto is a film based on a book of short stories written by Franco himself. The older man/younger woman pairing is therefore something he has thought about (most likely acted out) before.

I WILL WRITE THE FANFICTION GIVE ME 10 MINUTES

Personally, I rely on internet gifs to tell me what cats are thinking.

Gawd contouring again.. Etss everywhere!!

Nom nom nom nom nom.Nom.

Can I just? For one moment?

As a long term reader of Jezebel, a below the liner, and a member of the technical crew of Midnight Rider, fuck you and your headline.

I'm looking forward to a calm and polite discussion about this. Articles about breastfeeding, birthing, and child-rearing bring out the best in everyone.

Say it ain't so!

I've been pining for one of those. I feel certain they'll be very poplar.

I'm going to record a song with my mom. The chorus will consist of her yelling and pleading for me to come home more and coming up with every excuse to not.

I want to time travel and hug the children you were, and I want to regular travel and shake the hand of the adult you have become.

It's quite beautiful.

I was totally with you up until the Miley Cyrus as First Lady thing.

I eat this sandwich a lot, no issues with the prep or ingredients here; just a tip. If you like the sweetness of wheat bread, check this motherfucker (my personal favorite bread) out: