I enjoy Christine Baranski in everything ever*, because she is the best.

I would love to see Tracie to make up a cover letter for our entertainment.

Can LINDY WEST TRUTH SLEUTH be an actual weekly article that has Lindy solving and dismissing sexist, awful rumours about several celebrities? With a picture of Lindy in a trench coat, smoking a pipe and holding a magnifying glass to her eye?

I thought, by the title of this article, that Chris Pine was going to lay the word-smackdown on Lindsay. Now, my inner schadenfreudian bitch is unsatisfied. You don't want to make Miss Schadenfreude angry. You wouldn't like Miss Schadenfreude when she's angry.

Our baby can't just spell her name the way everyone else does! Our baby is SPECIAL.

BUT WHAT ABOUT FREEZE PEACH OKAY YOU'RE JUST NOT RESPECTING DUCKMAN'S FREEZE PEACH

Ahh, this makes me laugh... Reminds me of like, most of the dudes I know.

Even a tutorial wouldn't help me. I need her to apply my eyeliner. While we are having a BFF sleepover.

What part of the body is this on? Because if it's right below some stretch marks this person gets a high five from me.

"I guess you're supposed to give this to your mother-in-law. Or, if you want to make it fun, your coworker who just gave birth to a baby boy."

Part of sleepovers is waking up the next day to the breakfast traditions of other families that aren't your own.

It's the logical sequel.

I'm just glad to hear I'm not the only one who says that.

Seconded and I'm not touching anything else in this week's Friendzone. Not even with snark or a side-eye.

Yes, yes and yes. Thank god for functional and attractive.

umm I need these.

These are attractive AND functional, as opposed to functional AND hideous (I'm looking at you, fur-lined duck boots). Four stars for this review.

Okay, so my BF wears the snow boots most people are recommending, but what about me...I live in California, but he lives in Chicago. This is my first year where I will be visiting more than a few times during the shitty winter season. The only boots I own, aside from booties and a super old pair of riding boots, are…

Well, imaginary babies are not that hard to raise, so you wouldn't need two parents.

I'm a delicate west coaster and spent one - ONE - hellish winter back east, freezing my vagina off.