I despise taking photos of myself because my double chin is notorious for photoboming. Seriously, fuck off chin. We all know you're there.
Legitimately drooling.
Holy shit. The tears. All the tears.
It is!
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I honestly googled "baaaaahsowhenyamamabeatsebabahhh"
I want to hold this post high and let er rip:
"Shamon!" is my favourite thing to yell at people. For all occasions.
EEEEEEE!!!!! This one gave me shivers.
This one's my favourite so far: The Haunted Vibrator.
ME ME ME. I swear, they should show that to women at fertility clinics because it's like Boom: Pregnant every time.
HE IS SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN
OH OH OH and when I was in New York last year I had breakfast across from a movie set and Peter Dinkelage popped out of his trailer, right in front of my table by the window. He is so beautiful.
VANCOUVER FRIEND.
Once, Reba MacEntire and her husband sat next to me at a restaurant. I was babysitting a friend's newborn, and she turned around to compliment me on how beautiful the baby was. I did not correct her. She is stunningly beautiful in person and she really likes iced tea.
Man, I have a pair of shorts I got in Kauai at Bubba's Burgers that say "We Relish Your Buns" and I would die if I had to give them up. That said, I only wear them in public when I'm going to the beach.