Man, Max KNOWS what fritadas are. He told Penny in the second episode that the most egg white fritadas you can eat in one sitting is six.

When that guy in the matching tie came up and commented about Roy's car, I could've sworn they were going to pull a "oh, he realized he's gay" switch-up. Was really exciting for a second.

When that guy in the matching tie came up and commented about Roy's car, I could've sworn they were going to pull a "oh, he realized he's gay" switch-up. Was really exciting for a second.

Schmidt looked really oiled up when he was swinging those fireballs. I was definitely expecting an immolated Jewish douche.

Schmidt looked really oiled up when he was swinging those fireballs. I was definitely expecting an immolated Jewish douche.

I almost punched my laptop when I saw that stupid yellow umbrella covering her face.

I almost punched my laptop when I saw that stupid yellow umbrella covering her face.

Well, they did essentially leave a man brain-dead at the end of Season 7, so really anything can happen.

Well, they did essentially leave a man brain-dead at the end of Season 7, so really anything can happen.

Jim taking the job in Philly was pretty big, and in the first episode no less. We know this is the last season, but I feel like they're really going to shake things up before it ends.

Jim taking the job in Philly was pretty big, and in the first episode no less. We know this is the last season, but I feel like they're really going to shake things up before it ends.

Girl don't need a man to get into hilarious situations.

Girl don't need a man to get into hilarious situations.

Is anyone else wondering what's the deal with cheating boyfriends kicking off sitcoms?
Also see: "New Girl," "Don't Trust The B."

Is anyone else wondering what's the deal with cheating boyfriends kicking off sitcoms?
Also see: "New Girl," "Don't Trust The B."

The censorship Hulu did on the title of this episode is laughable.

The censorship Hulu did on the title of this episode is laughable.

Nick's moving out of the apartment.

Definitely cover this show please.

I really appreciated T-Dawg's contribution about heading to the coast. This was followed by mixed feelings about Lori Brutally Shooting Him Down.