I have no idea where that thought came from, but I think I love you.

I’m within a few months of Winona’s ago, and I very definitely recognize that face: Six beers and a massive bong hit into a metal show, circa 1987, right before you start throwing devil horns, headbanging in a way that fortysomething you *will* regret, and hooting, “WHOO! FUCK YEAH! LEMMY!” even though Motörhead isn’t…

Just hide the immigrants and refugees in libraries, H&R Block and sexual harassment prevention classes. Trump will never find them there.

Reactions like yours are why national politics is as dysfunctional as it is.

Actually, fuck everyone who didn’t vote first and foremost.

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

In the last six months or so I have a new understanding and appreciation of the Emperor’s New Clothes. So every time I hear about some other skullduggery of his, my mind always appends the report with “and just look at his beautiful clothes! Don’t they look great!”

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

but that’s our problem on the left. i’m 50, and once i left at 18 and realigned myself, i relized wow. sit around a table with a bunch of righties and they all will pat themselves on the backs. sit around a table with a bunch of lefties and they all will argue and argue the finest of details. that’s why i was SO…

Starred for Mike Penis.

Trump doesn’t want to be President. In about two weeks, everyone will be so fucking pissed at him that he’ll just walk away from it all, stating that he’ll “continue to fight for you”.....just not as President. Mike Penis will take over, not do anything, and be soundly defeated in 2020.

I keep telling everybody her name is actually Swamp Barbie.

Birds in particular violently dislike him. :-)

I just want to say, if any of you happen to read this, women of Flint, we have not forgotten about you. To do my part, I’m working on a developing a grassroots approach to water and soil protection, monitoring, and contaninant identification inspired by what you and other communities like East Chicago, IN have…

Nah, you should laugh at this white supremacist who keeps stealing from a much classier black man. How embarrassing!

“...an education system flush with cash”? Are you fucking kidding me? Since when? My father was a teacher and there are several in my family, and they have to pay for classroom supplies with their own money all the time, or go without. Salaries are abysmally low, and many schools don’t have the funds to even make…

Seriously? You think an anti-climate change rally should have people from the oil industry there too?