So he’s admitting to groping his daughter as well? That’s his defense??

Unfortunately, it’s more like, “you go, security camera!!!” Because if it was just her word against his, we would not have heard a thing about this. I guess there are some upsides to Big Brother’s surveillance state.

Trump’s America ladies and gents. The pervs and bigots are practically wetting themselves with excitement over the increased normalization of harassment and assault. No more need to be politically correct - just pinch away.

Continue no-contact. It will get easier. 

HIRE. Best money you will ever spend, seriously. They pack everything up, carry it over, and unpack it for you!

Say no? What’s he going to do? Remove you from a machine/station? I’m pretty sure the rules of your gym are like mine, and interfering with another guest is not allowed. If they persist, take a photo of asshat and complain to management. If the stations don’t have a signup list, then it’s Not Your Problem. If they do,…

We tried to watch it- with the bulk of Alaska reality shows lately we check them all out. But truly, no one has yet produced one that in our minds is truly “Alaskan”. The majority of us live in suburbia, and yet still maintain a quasi subsistence lifestyle. We live in a “ normal” neighborhood, and yet us and many of…

Maybe you’d like to make one with this picture?

But remember people, Hillary was just as bad as Trump and people who voted Third Party just so they could personally feel good aren’t selfish in anyway.

One of the sadder things, I think, is just what a golden opportunity this is for any genuine conservative to shed their image on race. Because if you think about this for even a moment, is this not exactly what conservatives have always feared about “big government”? Quite literally, these are jack-booted thugs…

The report “shows examples of shooting at people who aren’t immediate threats and tasing people for not following verbal commands,” said Gupta.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

This may be the last time I ever say this, so here it goes. Please be quiet everyone, I get stage fright:

This was my thought.

That was the GOP’s real complaint about “death panels”.

Bic Cristal pens are shit. They’re the ones we give out to the extras on set to fill out their paperwork because we know we won’t get them back.

I’m beginning to think the people claiming early onset Alzheimer’s may be on to something. He’s become noticeably more incoherent as the months drag on.

I’m the same. I just read the transcripts bc I.CAN’T. with her on video. Nope. This clip is safe to watch, though, even for us. I did. Because she’s out of her element, on a very liberal show, with a VERY established and famously popular host who actually ROASTED Cheeto at the WHCD one year!

Hope Jimmy Fallon took notes.