Now now, CBD-only products are Schedule I now, which means they are medically useless and highly addictive. You wouldn’t want to become addicted to what it’s like to go about life with less pain, now would you

This world is not garbage. We as humans are garbage. The planet will go on without us just fine.

Also pertinent:

I have no idea if this will help or not, but I like the idea of more people knowing the signs of abuse and actually ACKNOWLEDGING it as being abuse.

I definitely started excessively researching Octavia Spencer’s possible involvement with Love Actually for 3 minutes...and then I kept scrolling.

I shouldn’t have to breathe a sigh of relief about this.

Look, before we talk about the factors that might lead to white criminality, I think we need to talk about white-on-white crime. Why are white people not condemning their own when they are also victims? Where is the outrage about that, hmmm?

To my fellow minorities and marginalized folks:

Plenty of room because they don’t have humanity, empathy, compassion, logic, common sense, intelligence, humility, hearts, hair or dicks.

Maybe it’s a TARDIS elevator?

Even if those things weren’t true, his career should have no bearing on his sentence. Do you think they ask even petty criminals how their sentences will impact their employment? Perhaps, sometimes though I’d guess largely not.

Texas legislators are saving money by cutting funding to help disabled children, so they’ll have plenty of money for lawsuits.

Supernova’s worst Christmas music list:

The worst is unequivocally Bruce Springsteen’s live cover of “Santa Claus is Comin’ To Town”. The song sucks all on it’s own, yet Bruce adds a layer of off-key screaching to it that makes it 100% unbearable.

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! The worst Christmas song is “Christmas Shoes”.

Yet a four star general who did the same thing was never prosecuted.

Of course, a celibate guy schooling you on sex is about as useful as vegetarian schooling you on what meat tastes like (real meat, I mean).

A feminist wants any woman to do whatever she wants to in her life as long as she doesn’t hurt anyone else. If a lady wants to wear a burka, let her.