We need to start beating him in 2 years and make a statement at the middterm election. That would at least put some of a check on him if we took one or both houses back. But that needs to start NOW.

I wouldn’t mind seeing President Larry Wilmore. Seriously.

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

Lemmy from Motörhead as well.

I’m a high school teacher at a conservative boarding school in Virginia. Here is the letter I wrote to my (mostly Trump-supporting) students.

also, if you have time, don’t be a woman or gay or, god forbid, both.

Been kinda freaking out all day. I have a pre-exsisting condition (Crohn’s) and have been thinking about the possibility of him repealing the clause about Insurance Co being able to deny coverage etc due to that.

I’m still in denial/shock. It’s gonna be a long road to acceptance.

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

INTERSTITIAL CYSTITIS??? I got it too. IC fucking bloooows.

I got frequent UTIs, as well as an even more fun thing: symptoms of a UTI, BUT NO FUCKING UTI SO THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO UNTIL IT GOES AWAY. Thanks, cystitis!

I pray for Trump to step on a single Lego every Friday night.

Ugh. :(

Mine is “closure”. I fucking hate the entire concept, and it’s like if you don’t get or feel closure, here’s another thing you’ve failed at. The reality is some things are just so big, it takes a lifetime to deal with them.

Ahem..... Old (born in the 1950s), white, male veteran here. Can’t wait to cast my vote for Hillary. Trump can go fuck right off.

I’m sad for you because this means you’ve never watched Parks and Rec.

Also, why do these people, WHO DON’T KNOW ME, care so goddamn much about my occasional pizza selection. Let a bitch live, damn.

I miss the days of yore when people would dox each other and start warring factions over Harry Potter slash fiction on Livejournal. These days I’m all about beauty guru drama on YT and TERF drama on tumblr.

For all of Skyrim’s narrative faults, it still has better love stories than Twilight.

My tale isn’t exactly public, but at least there’s a witness. It’s a story of shame and the meaning of friendship.