I like that this was put up the same day as the Funbag.

They should give Paul Allen the P.A. mike for the rest of the season whenever Favre throws a pick.

"I need an attorney..."

Her coach dismissed Madz's idea that she might not have what it takes to win State, saying, "Negro, please".

"He Still Uses "Oppo" As A Noun To Describe Opposite-Field Home Runs"

Does anybody else read these posts with the voice of Waylon from The Wire in their heads?

This is why T. Boone Pickens decided to just avoid the hassle and buy a university.

If Roseanne wasn't such a cunt you would've had your story.

The alumnus is just pissed he wasn't invited to the Yom Kippur Hall Crawl last year.

"She has absolutely hit fudge if she's going at for that long and that deep. There's no way around it."

Without checking, I'm sure the comments section on Youtube is full of civil and rational discussion.

Lancaster County, PA approves of LeBron's beard.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Awesome.

Also, The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

@HockeyMountain:

@Trot Nixons Hat: Luckily nobody has died from the safe, gentlemanly, Olympic sport of boxing.

@Hatey McLife: Somebody hasn't been watching Treme.

Goddamn Bill Clinton is cool.

They have to do blow with Maradona. First one to go into cardiac arrest loses.

@gtraindelay: It's happening to a lot of people I know. I'm sure it's all part of The Dear Great Worldwide Leader's plan to promote women's lacrosse.