Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

Everybody needs to consider that this arrest is not a mistake: it is part of a deliberate policy. Going after the validated and innocent is part of the “shock and awe” doctrine that the Trumpkins tested out during the campaign, and are now experimenting with until they perfect it.

Yes. I think there’s a chance that it was a quid pro quo that Russia would sway the election and Donald would look the other way while putin decides to invade more countries. I mean Donald has been against NATO.

This bitch was on Sunday’s Watch What Happens Live, and when Andy Cohen asked if it covered everything in Britney’s life, her vapid response was something stupid like “Yeah, it covers 26 through 27,” and Andy and I both were like, “what??” He let it go whereas my ass would’ve asked what the hell she meant, and if she…

It’s not that hard, honestly—especially for a rank-and-file member just give yourself enough lead time, and demonstrate a strong connection to the issue. (And keep calling the scheduler.)

There is a seriously good chance that this motherfucker will get us all killed.

Yeah but....e-mails....Benghazi...blah blah blah

I love the Politico article that says “he has been surprised that government can’t be run like his business”

“No Mr President, leave the lights off they hurt my eyes.”, Steve Bannon

To be fair, they might have...

Yeah, my late grandfather referred to this as “Stupid Proud.” It was what he called folk that know they are being stupid but nonetheless decide to power through rather than acknowledge any need for a helping hand/change of behavior.

But.... but....

It’s because I knew someone was gonna come along and tell me that his head was too big to be a shrunken head. NO. I MEANT WHAT I SAID.

3) Wife-beating.

To answer your penultimate question, I’ll give you an old George Carlin quote:

Hey, Donnie, why don’t you use this prayer breakfast to reflect on Exodus 22:21

All I heard was the word “fuck” maybe? or maybe it was phlegm?

A couple of years ago, I did my 30 day trial of Netflix. It left me with the distinct impression of a shitty 90's video store. Not like a Blockbuster or Hollywood Video, but like a mom & pop shop, or something run out of a convenience store.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...