Pretty sure he knows exactly how jail works...and that’s why he “offered.”

It...it sounds like English...but it...it just doesn’t make any sense.

Do it. Dooooo it.

That resting bitch face don’t lie.

If you pale, be pale.

This will look really good on my back fat rolls.

Pot, indica strain.

I’m not giving anyone my money until there’s a “real three-wheeled shopping cart with used clothing bundles and plastic bags” for sale on Etsy.

Here’s a thought—how about putting the camera away and just enjoying the sights? Take a vacation from your oversharing compulsion.

Notice how no one was ever selling “cock wash” for that horrible dick stench..