Given that fire kills the zombies, will Zombie Viserion still be able to breathe fire? Or will he breathe snow instead?

1. Harry is abused by the Dursleys.
2. Harry humiliates the Dursleys.
3. Harry goes to Hogwarts.
4. Draco picks on Harry.
5. Harry humiliates Draco.
6. Snape picks on Harry.
7. Harry puts up with Snape.
8. Voldemort attacks Harry.
9. Harry defeats Voldemort.

God I'm so fucking old.

Dear Zachary. Jesus fuck. Seven years after seeing it and it still feels like having PTSD. The closest I can get to re-watching it is to look at the thumbnail on Netflix, and even that makes me sick.

He was much more sympathetic when he was only burning in-laws. I mean, I've got an in-law or two that deserve a good burn.

Stannis cut off Davos' fingers for smuggling, even though Davos' smuggling saved Stannis' life. Stannis' own concept of justice demands he pay the price of his crimes, regardless of any greater good/higher purpose. And it seems like kinslaying is a pretty big crime in Westeros.

Now that this is out of the way, when are you going to get around to FEMM's "Fxxk Boyz Get Money"?

Kim Yuna did it in 2011, in her underwear in a beer commercial, dancing to a remix of Duck Sauce's "Barbra Streisand".

I guess this would be okay if you've never heard a good mash-up before.

Regan's crucifix.

The tricked-out baby cart from Shogun Assassin.

Andy's bible and rock hammer from Shawshank. Pressure and time, and a big goddam poster.

Great point about Roosevelt, too. So, (a) there's a cop's murder to solve (b) 2 people are telling the same lie about it, and (c) one of those 2 people just assaulted and threatened to kill ANOTHER cop.

While Unser is pondering over his big ol' evidence board and trying to figure out how Gemma and Juice could both ID'd the same guy who was in Vegas when Tara' was murdered, he might want to remember that HE JUST CLEANED UP A BLOOD-SPLATTERED MOTEL ROOM AND HELPED GEMMA AND JUICE COVER UP A MURDER, LIKE 3 DAYS AGO!

Who are these fictional people who don't remember the Bears losing at the end?

This Hatesong is so good it makes me hate-article earlier Hatesongs for Hallelujah and Everybody Hurts and such, which are Hatesongs for the same basic underlying reason (pretentiousness & people thinking that liking a song makes them deep), but aren't nearly as amusing and don't go into nearly as much detail. The…

I never realized that Starsky and Hutch were both played by the same actor. He's like the Tatiana Maslany of the '70's!

Why is the cork on the fork?

Well heck, I got Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Goofy, Donald Duck, Pooh, Tigger, Captain Hook, Chip AND Dale, Tinkerbell (she's much bigger in person, BTW), Mary Poppins, Pluto and Dug from "Up". I'd have gotten Anna and Elsa, but the line was FOUR FREAKIN' HOURS LONG.

1. Sandman #1 signed by Neil Gaiman.
2. A letter to my great grandfather from Albert Einstein.