I support this because we bears are big Android fans. You try typing with these big awesome paws. Swype is where it's at!

If it's not good enough for Microsoft, then it's not good enough for me!

Pew-mah? Pewwwwww-mah.

"This is hard, huh? Not knowing what's going to happen…"

Crown us, King!

The hell is yaoi? Or Google, for that matter?

the evil girl is a brunette in the video, which is a very weird move on
[Swift’s] part to be like “the brunette is the evil one and I’m the
underdog.” It’s just backward; that’s not how it works

One more time, for the people in the back?

I identify with this.

Squeezer to the dome lol wtf is starz lol McCloud!

An angry carnivore the size of a Volkswagen?

Yes, I counted the number of words there. It is indeed ten.

You only need five or less minutes to identify greatness. I knew almost immediately that I would unconditionally love the rest of Ready to Rumble by the time Gordo had the wrestling-with-Ahmed-Zappa-in-the-convenience-store fantasy.

Time Constable?

He'd fall asleep in the Time Machine, then join the Eloi.

*nailed it*

So we all agree Dr. Carson is a tool?

No, I used an exclamation point. That level of enthusiasm rules out the good doctor.

*burp*

Man, Sleepy Hollow is the show I associate with "time travel procedural" at this point. Anything goes!