Can't you see? This is a man of confusion.

I can Phil him coming out of retirement.

How about the introduction of Orochimaru in the Naruto anime? The way he absolutely dominated Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura with his killing intent? I don't know that any one character from what is ostensibly for kiddies has had a more terrifying introduction. The one thing the show impressed on viewers is that…

Best summer camp ever.

…I never learned to read.

Holy shit, great avatar.

There's just so much to choose from! Thanks, Don Bluth, you asshole!

How about watching children mice drown in Secret of NIMH? Or the mouse stabbing another mouse. Or the other mouse stabbing the first mouse. Or the motherfucking owl?

Don't be scarred.

Jesus Christ, Marie! They're minerals!

The AV Club

*intercom voiceover*

SYNDICATION? WE'RE TRYING
DON'T CANCEL THIS SHOW,
COLIN HANKS WILL BE CRYING

Geriatric Aquatics, the Adult Swim for the adult diaper crowd.

Hi, yesterday!

She's like an early Björk and Fiona Apple fusion, with extra whimsy somehow.

The Royal Tennenbaums, right around the period of Royal's redemption.

Estes Park is pretty rad, according to my 1991 memories. I like the Mummy Range, or whatever it is really called.

Urge to kill…rising.

Just don't visit between 3-4pm. That's Willie's time!