Nerds Have Opinion on Nerd Thing, Reports Other Nerds

THIS IS A CLOCK

That makes my fur so wet, you'd think I was catching salmon.

24, Again: Another Day, Another Holler

Get outta here, with your arcane maths!

Fuck it, I'm a bear.

Sounds like I should skip English bacon.

Who?

A grave mistake, yes.

Starring Jimmy Fowllon?

I thought The Who was a morning talk show for owls.

Grace? She passed away thirty years ago!

HLN producer: "Fuck it, no one is watching anyway."

I'm Ron Burgundy?

She's like middle-aged dude catnip.

(nailed it)

I'm not that cross with you.

That's a fare question.

Get the fuck outta my cab!

Sounds Criminal to me, but celebrity sex tapes are Where It's At.