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Uh, does anyone else see that smiling hairless monkey to the left of the albino manwalrus?

"Mom! Mom! I wrote another Transformers script!"

Now, you apologize to those seven monkeys right now.

Producer 1: What's a KA-BOOM?

Now all they need is a little Energon, and a lot of luck.

Who?

*Obama tents fingers, leans back in leather chair, swivels to face windows of Oval Office*

It tested slightly better than The Who: We're Old as Fuck and So Are You Tour.

You're off the fryer, McDonald's. Take the trash out back while you recover from that burn.

This is not the Swiftest album in the world. This is just a tribute.

Ohhhh, a political article. I feel just like a Kennedy!

Women's bodies have ways of shutting seamen down.

I'm sorry, but I was thinking of the right words to post.

She got powers…political powers!

Carly's really the only candidate that gets me hard.

[clever, relevant Morrissey reference]

Jake. From State Farm.

Aw, you're just talking shit.

Buffalo Wild Wings will cleave your GI tract in twain!