*nailed it*

Executive A: *sigh* Better.

Dance of Morticians

Alternatives?

I'll never tell!

*looks over shoulder*

*violently upvotes self*

No, she is referring to the World Health Organization. You see, death is the opposite of health, and so naturally they fear it.

That old biddy?!

The Second Amendment isn't in the Constitution, and they like board games so I'm sure it's fine with them.

It's the kind where you take the original stupid, then make copies of copies until those copies get to be Donnie Jr. stupid. I believe there was a Michael Keaton movie about the concept, played for laughs.

Fucking Magnitskys, how do they work?

Ha ha, what a story! It has everything!

Over 18 months later, and I still harbor a deep hatred for Marcy Long. I often punch her as a run by.

Formerly Massachusetts.

Why does everyone hate the juice?

It just sounds like a five year old talking.

She's cosplaying as Dolores Umbridge.

Mmmmmm, Morrigan….

But did he fuck the bug and then leave it before he got feelings for it?!