Maybe…

Sounds like a bunch of empty calories.

I'm as corny as Kansas in August…

I'll get to him in a minute, man.

I bet there will be a settlement that needs our help. A cash settlement, that is.

Alas, the struggle of my people continues.

I kill for fun, so I'm not even sure why one would do this.

ZeniMax should just send Dion a clip of the No-Kill game that one dude managed to finish.

He's clearly never visited The Commonwealth.

Stone Minus Garfield has potential.

You can be whatever you want, dear.

As a bear, this does not offend me.

Illiterate alliterative assholes.

Are you gonna eat that appendix?

*a bleary-eyed Tiger Woods grins*

Yeah, orange juicing!

That's like…*uses a slide ruler*…seven inches from the midday sun!

Soundtracks by Lady Gaga!

Like, maybe if there was some sort of value-based comparison?

*crosses paws*