cucumbervlad
CucumberVlad
cucumbervlad

WHO COULD POSSIBLY HAVE PREDICTED THIS WOULD HAPPEN?

Everyone, if you’re doing dyno pulls, make sure that everything that could get sucked into the turbo is either tied down or put away!

A gaggle of geese.

because once they taste blood, they’re insatiable.

You and I have a very different view of being a “world class neighbor”.

I feel like it’s mandatory that most neighborhoods that aren’t in a gated community have exactly one of these types

Hey look! I found David’s neighbor!

I know you’re frustrated, and this was just blowing off some steam. But seriously, get out of the business. You’re making the rest of us look bad, and you’re obviously not making it anyway.

Hot take not done.

Wow. This is peak stupid.

Wow, now that really makes me want to buy a car from you.

You definitely sound like someone I want to buy a car from. And by “buy a car from” I mean “punch in the nuts”.

Spoken like a true shady salesman.

I used the Consumer Reports offer solicitation feature. I picked the car (manual transmission Mazda CX-5) and the dealerships, and they reached out to the dealerships for bids. I got 5 back - 2 were high, but the other 3 were very competitive prices with one of them being absurdly low (almost $4k under sticker price).

Yeah working in IT this is basically how we do it all day. We get a list of exactly what we are looking for, get the 3-4 big players to give us quotes, and then bring in the two who best give us what we want for the price and invite them to demo.

Seeing as how you think all buyers should go in the showroom and “negotiate like a man” I’m guessing you have thousands of 1 star reviews.

These are dealerships run by old-school GSMs who sagely intone things like, “The point of sales is to get the customer into the store” or “Nothing can replace face-to-face interaction”

These are dealerships run by old-school GSMs who sagely intone things like, “The point of sales is to get the customer into the store” or “Nothing can replace face-to-face interaction” and make a big deal about honesty and integrity, by which they mean taking offhand customer comments as solemn oaths sworn on

Thats when you email back and say that you can’t come in to get a price quote on privacy concerns. Once they have seen your face they know who you are and can leverage that information to their advantage and that you aren’t falling for their ruse.

I bought a RAV4 today: 5 dealers in Seattle we’re contacted, only one would give me a price quote via email.