Anything from Mitsubishi’s current lineup is just sad. I vote for the saddest of them all... the Mirage. The poor thing wants to be taken seriously as a first world car but it will forever be a third world car sold in a market where it is 25 years too late.

Doesn’t matter. Articles of impeachment in the house are passed by a simple majority.  

“It’s a pattern of self-sabotage that recurs often enough to leave NASCAR vulnerable to charges of purposeful discrimination—an accusation at the core of a $500 million lawsuit filed against the league and its teams last month. (Nevermind the bogusness of the claim.)“

Why is it when Christians wear their religion on their sleeves, it’s bad. But, when others do it...

Amen to that. I went in for kidney stones... still get them from time to time, but I’m still enjoying the C-cups they installed.

You could. Your chances of winning are extremely slim to none. To start off there’s a lack of mens rea.

It’s “kitty corner”, not whatever abomination you typed

Just the back. I prefer my front lines clean.

And reflective in low light conditions!

Should be on the front and back of the car.

The story will probably end with more spent bullet casings, though.

If only the state could issue some sort of unique identifier that would allow people to be able to positively identify a car... I’ll write my congressman now.

I think the idea here is <$2k (once fixed, fixed-ish, or fuckit: just able to get out of 2nd) for a SOLID work truck. It doesn’t need to be a pleasure to drive, it just needs to be functional.

Hell, $900 plus a couple hundred more for some junkyard parts and you’ve got yourself a working truck. Charge your friends if they want help moving, and you’ll have your money back in short order.

Sorry, wasn’t clear - we didn’t jump it with my car.

my downfall is caring too much about my $300 truck...I would just be so sad to see it go after all its done for me

...$2000 Automotive Encyclopedia...

Or you could just buy a ten year old Range Rover and learn all of this on your own.

“...all Kaitlynn needs is $120, and she can snag a nice running 4.0 from Craigslist...”