None. Grow up and act like an adult.

Meh, 13/15 aint bad

Done and done.

Yes, I see the light. Bubba and Joey up there are just as bad as the dudes logging the rain forest. Kill them!

PB blaster.

No.

I don’t know if you noticed, but there are a few more trees where those came from.

Who cares?

Glad you had a better experience! My first car was a 323, it survived everything a 16-19 year old me could throw at it and came out smiling. I was hoping the protege would be the same but it was not to be. To be fair, from what I gathered it had been parked in the bush for a couple years before I had it and the bush…

To give the car its due, I did use it as a work truck for a full summer running a small scale landscaping business with the only problem occurring when a brake caliper I apparently hadn’t tightened fully came loose and locked up the front right wheel. Otherwise didn’t miss a beat (might explain the rear suspension…

01 Protege5 hatch. Purchased during school to replace a standard cab pickup in hopes of proving to a girl that I was future husband material. Look! Room for car seats.

You should meet my father. He also lives dangerously and buys out of warranty newer used BMWs.

That can’t be real.

Can second this, our TDI went back to 0. Was reading 32,000 when we sold it (no funny business, we advertised with 332,000).

There’s a Figaro for $3k on his website.

Pretty sure the 4000s we briefly owned when I was a kid (before my sister wrote it off) sent our mechanic’s kids to private school, college, and grad school.

Only one car in this photo is What’s this Mazda doing?

A friend once saw a truck driver blow the air horn at a moose that was blocking the road in the Rockies. The moose charged the truck.

If you’re expecting English to make sense, you came to the wrong language bud.

The episode last week was a return to form yet Jalopnik was far too busy talking about the latest political or feminist bullshit to comment on the biggest car show on earth.