Mayo is disgusting. That is all.

You must be fun at parties. "You don't like my rumaki? Racist!"

What stereo types does it confirm. The stereo type that these two guys are dumb and killed an innocent person?

If only Chicago had more gun safety laws so that these men couldn't get their guns legally.

+1

This is the end for Romo. Most snake-bitten QB I ever saw.

We should actually have a conversation about the failure of The Great Society and the War on Poverty, and how instead of lifting up the less fortunate and the African American community they have only served to further enrich the bureaucratic class; while drug abuse and violence have only gotten worse in the poorest…

Whether it’s satire or just moronic rambling, it’s not successful as entertaining or enlightening or enjoyable writing. Just very lazy and not even smirk-level humorous.

I mean, I have seen at least 30 of the type of post it’s satirizing this year. Maybe when those stop? And people stop praising their narcissism?

Um, maybe because fathers are still publishing these masturbatory, self-congratulatory essays in earnest?

I feel like this is at least the nineteenth one of these lame parody essays I’ve seen on this exact topic, with some variation of the same title. Why does Jezebel feel this is necessary to publish.

I’m dead. Officially. Currently commenting as a ghost.

Whatever this is, it really misses the mark.

Is this for real? This has to be a joke, right? WTF did I just read?

Leslie jones is a 6'1" 257 lb unfunny kraken faced actor who thought affirmative action would translate to the big screen.

He was busy protecting his own girlfriend, pictured here:

oh, millenials are going to "fix" things. can't wait for that.

My dude, I’m pretty sure I saw in another Leslie Jones thread that Leslie is the real, actual, reverse racist here.

Never mind that even if you accept that as true it’s still a classic tu quoque fallacy and wouldn’t justify any of Milo’s garbage.

creating a hostile work environment by threatening to criticize staff members if they quit.

California is bleeding out people left and right because it’s gotten so bad there. Their over-regulation of almost everything has driven businesses away and made many people worse off. The only saving grace California has is that it’s beautiful there and that makes people want to live there. If they didn’t have the…