I gotta give Joe Paterno credit. He’s been able to fend off his attackers much more effectively than Art has, especially the whole dying thing he pulled off.

Briles is unemployed, but “From the Free Computers at the Public Library” doesn’t convey the same gravitas.

Well that settles the issue for me.

I’m in my 30's. I think at this point it’s fair to say that by making me a fan of Philadelphia sports, my parents are guilty of child abuse.

Gronk: Cockroach? Haha, “roach.” Nice.

“Cockroach? Cockroach? COCKroach? Nice.” — Gronk

I haven’t seen this big a burn from Atlanta since Sept. 1, 1864.

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

How do you say “Also I think 17 was the legal age for wizards” without feeling extremely creepy?

Well, if you’re talking about the quality of product I think the more important thing is the player base/financial means of recruiting players. It may be financially viable for the league because of North America’s population but it’ll stretch a thin talent pool even thinner.