Really dude... it's how it happens everywhere, just not in the city communities where your family makes over $100,000 and spoiled you to the point where you cry when you don't get exactly what you want. A luddite?!?!?!?!?! Calling AP a luddite and thinks the kid is going to "suffer" is 20 times more backwards than…

A child being disciplined is often sent to fetch his own switch.

I swear if the next story that comes up says Ken Griffey, Jr. was on PEDs I'm quitting sports for good.

Explains Merril Hoge's on-air persona, really.

I think he got fired from FoxSports and MSNBC. I like to think that he's a dick, but he's our dick. Wait, that sounds wrong.

We gotta listen to Olbermann on this. No one knows more about getting fired for being a dick.

I am genuinely impressed at the amount of people in Deadspin commentary that legitimately believe this isn't racist. If anything is an example of true-form racism, this is it. Right here. An owner of an NBA team trying to figure out how to reduce the presence of black people in his arena, reduce the image of black…

Yes, all of the other players who played in this series hit three home runs, too.

No way No. 2 leaves any other park, incl Wrigley.

I am a 38 year old with a vocabulary consisting of cursing, hip hop lyrics, obscenities, non-sequiturs, various slangs and probably 20 insults in spanish, and I have never seen the term spank bank. I wish I could give you more stars.