Well, they invented an extraordinarily affordable type of soup, beloved my college students everywhere. Oh, wait… Maybe that was the Ramens? I often confuse them.

Wha… Yes it is! It is a historical piece about events that happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Heck, that is clearly explained at the start of each movie. What, you going to say the Roman Empire never existed next?

Brilliance.

This is the single greatest comment I have ever read in all my life.

Then…don't read them.