Just pull up your adult pants and get the film rights for shadowrun landis. 

Came hoping for maps and I was not disappointed.

This would be a good way to get him in, have him respond to Leia’s call. Also his old pal Nien Nub is still alive! He must still have some clout with Lando!

Ahh the ol’ “I was really high” excuse.

The correct response is “Get a Job Internet”

I was really glad at that reveal. I don’t think it was Kylo screwing with her. I think she figured it out when she went down the sea anus on Luke’s planet. Having her just be a random person really reinforces the final scene with broom kid.  I now expect broom kid to be, like, Kenobi’s grandson or something.

They keep getting paired with horrible directors who seem to be like “These dudes just need to stand there and frown”.

“Oh no! My Boomerang didn’t work!”

Josh Brolin is The Rock.

Yeah I’m glad they’ve embraced Kirby. The crazy colors and landscapes and costumes really add something that has been missing from blockbusters the past decade. Now if they start making Stan Lee’s cameos jokes about how much better Kirby is than him I’d be set.

Look that asshole Zues is constantly talking about all the things and people he knocked up so you gotta shake up the one story you have or all the other gods are gonna get wise that you only have a single divine birth.

I’m happy to just blame everything on whedon.

T4or

It lives in the same spot of Dwarf Fortress where I wish I was in college again so I could reasonably ignore my responsibilities and just immerse myself in the insanity.

It’s not a true map game unless, while slowly watching tiles change colors, you can accidentally eat your bastard incest child while thinking you are a werewolf.

I’m glad I’m not alone in being horribly confused by M:I’s elevator spikes. I was so bummed as a kid, he was my favorite character!

There was some other place on the internet theorizing that this means that Disney is starting to play it safer director wise, staying with a known quantity, especially with the really public seperations with Lord & Miller, Wright, and Treverrow.

Like I have no idea how it’s that bad. It’s mind boggling.

We did a bad movie night, me an my friends, with this as our feature. We also got some of Dan Akroyds Crystal Head Vodka and did a shot as the movie started. As my friends were hunched over coughing at the sub-kamchatka level vodka they had just consumed I let them know this was far from the worst think Dan would…

Any movie that brutally murders a lesser baldwin can’t be bad! Also there are so many jokes that are recognizable as jokes but I’m 100% certain they are only funny in the odd space of Dan Akroyd’s mind.