The AV Club has become more powerful than you can imagine

I voted and have begun a campaign to write in my friends for County Coroner (an office that its seemingly always uncontested on top of the bs that is having Coroner being a political office, so hey, let my friends determine who is alive and who isn’t.)

Some place should do a double feature of LBJ and lady bird so that viewers think they are getting two Johnsons for the price of one but then come out very confused.

Please, Bath is where the Colisseum was. Out in the middle of nowhere as to destroy any attempt at having fun watching the Cavs.

Someones gotta get themselves to a good Taquiera/Deli.

I think what they should do is cut a good hour out of the movie and just have a narrator explain what happened in those cut scenes.

I could see him being horrified at Trump, since as a new yorker he represents everything hank claims to hate. He’d be 100% a Jeb Man.

This is Ron Howard’s time to make up for us having to imagine an erect Wilford Brimley by having Han Solo constantly talk about his boner. Or Chewie. Either one.

Me and my friends have a thing where whenever a movie says its title out loud he high five each other, as we imagine that is what the writers did when they managed to slip it into the movie. It however does lead to sore hands for things like Valarian and Brooklyn.

I have a witty reply but first, have you ever considered trying blue apron? Or a Casper? How is your entire stamp situation? Be sure to use promo code CANCERAIDS for $25 off your entire order!

I’ve got a good mix of 3 of the 4 major podcast food groups: Let’s Talk about bad movies, Hey this fictional world is pretty silly aint it?, and Let’s see where random on wikipedia takes us!. I haven’t really gotten hooked onto any Friends making japes podcasts as funny as I find MBMBaM or CBB when I do listen to it,…

Don’t tempt me with Afro-futurism HBO!

Welp good thing I’ll be in DC this weekend (for non-juggalo related reasons) time to get myself some african food.

Podcasts. I still haven’t hopped full onto the Macelroy train as much as all my friends consume all of their ever expanding universe of shows, as I still retain some of my dignity.

The greatest gift the Simpsons gave us is embarrassing file photos.

I can see it now: There will be blood with the fantastic four, except Stan Lee is the DDL part and Jack Kirby is Paul Dano’s character.

Endless Jim Carrey

John Waters’ Presents: Star Wars 9

I would personally go with not owned by inbev/coors/hieniken but really with how corporations are setup that could be meaningless. Is the original management still in place for lagunitas? Who knows.

The problem with having a victory nearby is the horrible idea of a storm king lunch.