Uh if the PSU alumni and fan base would, for the most part, acknowledged that Joe Paterno was a horrible human being and stop denying he was innocent and what he was a part of should never be excused just because he was good at winning football games, I might be inclined to agree with you.

Still haven’t forgiven you for being a turnstile for Duke two years ago. Who are you going to hand the next title to? ISIS?

On behalf of the Badgers, I would like to apologize to everyone for not finishing the skullfucking that was going on through the first 25 minutes of the game. Surely, we have all lost tonight.

Then don’t fucking read it. No one cares whether you like a feature or not.

I think 2 seasons of Thomsula will be perfect.

The Cleveland fan will never reach that certain specialness that is the Boston fan.

can’t you just say cubs fan

Hillary isn’t a Cubs fan. Cubs fans don’t wear Yankee hats and tell New Yorkers they’re life long Yankee fans. . .

This reoccurring feature is a goddamn cup of fucking sunshine. Thank you.

Yes, every defensive back in the league.

Maybe he’s going the anti-Brady route. He’ll knock up a model and then leave her for an actress.

She got the pipe

I would love a 1985 World Series write up. Game 6 in particular.

Cubs magic number stands at 5...doubled up with the Cards loss, woot!

As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

Fun update: U of Dayton says he’s no longer welcome.

#HotTake: This was intentionally done by a team employee who 1) thought it would be funny or 2) was making a statement about the team trading for him. Because the chance that this was a random occurrence- that song for that player- is zero.

What the fuck are you doin Phil

Doesn’t look like he’s struggling at the plate.

Lucky for him he’s graduating college in an economy with a sub 5% unemployment rate. Much tougher for us who graduated from 2008-2011.