If other managers are blackjack players trying to grind out a few hundred bucks over the course of a marathon session, Maddon’s the guy who’s outdoing them at that and always manages to hit on 17 just when he’s thrown down $100.

Kitchen sink: [falls off, shatters]

Clearly not a fan of his teammates having a ball.

I have a feeling he’ll find a way to overcome this relatively small obstacle in his path.

Because it would steal the show

Say what you will but they have a perfectly respectable 6 - 3 record in imaginary match ups with Alabama.

No way that’s Jeter’s lineup. It’s got the actress with the most range at short.

It’s good to see that the England players have unified a nation that was tearing itself apart 5 hours ago by offering themselves up as a sacrifice. Superb.

This is what it sounds like when Dubs cry

At least OJ went 2-2 from the floor (allegedly).

Air Seinfelds

Dear Best Fans in Baseball. STOP.

Of course the Cardinals would use telegrams, the scrappiest and grittiest form of communications.

It’s not a perfect comparison; Sampras’s body had all but given up by the 2002 Open, and he was nowhere near as good a player as Federer is in 2016 (just look at their relative rankings).

Djokovic has all the charm of your mother’s new boyfriend who is trying waaaay too hard to make you like him.

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

The only bad thing about that moment was the Arizona music guy playing four seconds of Sinatra to rub salt into the Yankees’ wounds.

bullshit. I’m a Mets fan and was still a New Yorker in 2001 and seeing the Yankees blow it WAS my feel-good moment.

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2005 NCAA Tournament champions, the Fighting Illini!

[Touches envelope to forehead]