Awww the Arizona Diamondbacks hitter was concerned!

I mean, he was joking. The tone is v light.

What is it about some guys and their dicks? I don't send this much time thinking about my breasts or uterus.

It really does show something about this guy that he immediately thought of his penis when he read the name of the column.

Tonight is Bryce Harper Bobblehead night, so if he didn’t appeal he would be suspended for his own promotion.

They weren’t remotely accusatory, Hannah. I talked to Shana several times and expressed a very sincere and genuine curiosity about SSM and a willingness to hear what drew you guys to it (and in your case I would’ve asked about your partnership with International).

Thanks for your comment, Hannah! I am bummed International didn’t bother to respond to my many entreaties to talk but I’m finding and approving all the comments down here by current SSM members.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Yeah. The family is looking for a payday is what the local news is reporting. The three girls have rapsheets and were no angels. Don't run from the cops in a STOLEN car. They would still be here.

Perhaps I haven’t searched hard enough, but I don’t think anyone is saying they deserved to die because they ran from cops. They died because they made a mistake. You can’t blame the officers for not risking their lives to save theirs. Police have an obligation to do whatever they can within reasonable limits, but…

“Deputies went to the home of Kristine Hayes, Miller’s grandmother, who had legal guardianship of the teen, on the morning of March 31. Upon hearing what had happened, Hayes was “extremely emotional and visibly shaken,” investigative documents say.

It's relevant when a family is trying to smear the police department and their deaths were in the commission of a crime.