The dead dog—especially the way in which it was presented—took me out of The Lobster completely. I'm a fan of dark comedy and cringe comedy, but graphic animal cruelty like that was just too much. (Someone jumping out a third-story window in a failed suicide attempt was just someone's stupidity catching up to them, so…

Even though Ghostbusters was the second highest grossing movie of 1984, I never thought of it as being "beloved" until people started coming out of the woodwork claiming an all-female remake would "ruin their childhoods."

If she shows up as One-Dimensional Female Character from a Male-Driven Comedy, I will lose it.

So far, I don't think 2016 has had a truly great movie. There have been some decent movies (Deadpool, Midnight Special, 10 Cloverfield Lane, A Bigger Splash, Eye In The Sky), but nothing that I would put on a year-end Best Of list.

"Much better than Fall Out Girl, though, amirite?!!?1? Wait…Fall Out Girl could mean a major nip slip wardrobe malfunction. But girls can't rock. But bewbs. But girls can't rock. But bewbs. But—"

Let the natural selection begin!

Crumb dumpster.

Tommen should have been saved by a last minute attack on The Mountain by the armies of House Whiskers led by Ser Pounce.

Or get Back Row Flo to work double overtime.

The technology isn't the problem. It's the content being generated for it and how people who can't act, can't sing, can't dance, can't write, can't tell a joke, aren't inherently funny, and are just average looking at best somehow are considered "stars."

John Williams' scores and the world-building are the only things that in any way saved the Prequel Trilogy. I'll agree that the score for The Force Awakens was lackluster compared to the Prequel Trilogy scores. Only Rey's Theme and the Resistance Theme really stood out for me.

More than a decade ago, one of the people I knew in real life would post the most inane shit on LiveJournal, like "Mmm mac and cheese," and get 50 comments within an hour. [That was a lot back then.] I would pour my heart into posts of varying lengths about art, music, film, television, politics, LGBT issues, etc and…

Daisy and Violet Hilton?

Or East L.A.

She did have that "Never remove your wig while performing—-unless you're wearing another wig underneath" moment, though.

It'll be worth it for Katya, Alaska, and Adore's reactions to all that bickering and shade.

The only time I really enjoyed Coco Montrese was in that "I'm So Excited" LSFYL.

Her performance of Peaches' "Lovertits" on the Season 5 tour was ah-mah-zing! Truly inventive costume and a great performance.

Roxxxy's home club is Pulse, and she was apparently there on the night of the shooting. But she's okay!

KFC and RuPaul's Drag Race meet at the intersection of "2 Piece and a Biscuit."