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God damn it.

RuPaul's All Stars Drag Race II: Season Of The Bitch

I'm having Rob Ford flashbacks.

Well, alligators do eat their young…

Beetlejuice?

He's already permabanned from brunch. The High Homo Council saw to that early on.

Where's the Crow T. Robot gimmick account with the 601-Girls Town "Sarafina Anka. No! Paula Anka!" quote!?

Marrying the Chicken Lady doesn't count?

Or someone else from the Nobel Committee for Dumbassery.

I wish all of the media outlets would, in homage to Angela Bassett in Waiting To Exhale, burn their bridges with Trump.

Too soon for a Tic Toc Croc reference?

It will be a miracle if anything gets passed that restricts guns, ammunition, or access to either.

Like a real-live, genuine, bonafide, open-eyed, civilized, Mr. Smith Goes To Washington-styled filibuster?

The Triple Gillooly!

*pictures Nancy Kerrigan with Darth Maul's legs from The Clone Wars—on ice skates!*

Can't we all just…let it go?

The East German judge is also not amused.

It's perfect for a Feud/American Crime Story crossover event!

This also would have saved a strict-adaptation Jem & The Holograms live-action movie.