I wish I could get the Mountain on his back. Dayum.

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Favorite quotes:

I kept thinking, "This number could be improved with less clothes."

"when I am 57" was so fucking great.

I wish Kelly had been on longer. Seems like she had more to offer than the tired schtick and Mystique "Country Realness" outfits of Darienne Lake.

A friend saw April Carrion at Roscoe's a week or so ago and said she was incredible. Her looks and her performance were, according to him, both very, very good. She may be one of the few who really didn't get to show all that she had to offer and was eliminated too early. I think she had more to offer the week of her…

Magnolia Crawford: Walkin' Chickens In Nature

"I love the water."

*Carrie Fisher arrives on set of Hoth*

I actually read her as creepy and a little too pushy. If a fat guy had been doing that and had been that pushy, I don't think people would be so concerned about his hurt feelings. He would have been read as a creep who shouldn't be forcing his unattractive fatness on a woman.

She'll get a call from Olivia Williams just prior to that scene: "There are three flowers in a vase. The third flower is green."

Perd is a news anchor on Scandal too. I think he's getting typecast.

I think this is the perfect visual for this show.

Baby spatter?

Classic Britta.

Wrong network.

What kind of sick fuck would want to cyber at a crime scene?

All cases will be tried in Internet Court, as well.

Permanent 4th judge on RuPaul's Drag Race. She was seriously very good when she was a guest judge this season.