I’m pretty sure Jezebel was quite moist to see the girl hero......

This is the kind of guy who wins $1,000 on a lottery ticket and complains about paying taxes on it.

“Guys, guys, we only want media attention when we win.” - Chip Hale

I think it’s because press conference etiquette is one of the classes that all of them take.

The officer with the possibly fractured skull should just break down and spring for an x-ray.

Hope’s father, Han, isn’t going to be happy about that.

I thought she looked kind of like Channing Tatum prepping for Magic Mike 3.

I had a roommate in college who won some competition where the prize was a massive box of several hundred ramen bricks. Dude pretty much lived on that twice a day for an entire year. I’m amazed to this day that his blood pressure didn’t go through the roof.

Anyone else get a lesbian vibe off of her?

It beats telling the doctor you’re coming off a 48 hour cocaine bender. “Ramen, yeah I ate some Ramen.”

Anyone whose ever met Rob Kardashian.

Who says USC isn’t an elite educational institution?????

Let me get a plate of that China food tho! A LOT OF IT

the guy from Entourage and the Pianist

Here’s a quick one: U-23s don’t have to be released for U-23 games by their clubs. Some allowed it because it coincided with a Intrnt’l break and some of our best U-23s were playing on the USMNT(pusilic, yedlin, Miazga) and some weren’t there at all.

the nba hall of fame does not exist

Hey, I’m American! Of course I’m a dumb fuck___when it comes to soccer, that’s the point fucking CubanPubes.

“Needed a few more tax write offs before the 15th rolls around”