“The Zelda fandom was shock by a player claiming to have found the Triforce in Ocarina of Time.”

As soon as House of Cards came out, I thought of the game that accompanied BBC's The State Within. Now I'm going to go play that on mute while this plays on loop in the background.

I watched mine, and all of my "best" moments were from, like, nine months ago when I moved to Australia. I realized then that my friends were disturbingly excited and happy for me to leave the country, and then completely dropped off from all interaction.

"I have a bear. Your argument is invalid."