"if that dog read a fifth of an HTML manual from 1994"

What about people transferring? Either to Metro North or Subways?

Well when the East Side Access project is finished Penn Station will get better and GCT will get worse!

Wait, I don't get the purpose of this, I can already see timelines on my iPad.

Most big stores like Walmart and Best Buy open at 12 AM so you really don't have to wake up early.

Thats where the iPad comes in =)

I like WebOS, but I rather have Android, more features and better app selection.

What I find interesting is that one of your friends is a mutual friend of one of my friends. ("Sarah Boyd")

Shit, I was going to say the same exact thing.

Weren't the paintball guns filled with pepper spray? =)

"and I forgot to capitalise the last U"

But England is the only country in the world where it actually is on sale.

My iPhone got 968.3ms on the SunSpider

Or, I believe if you have an iOS device with Box.net you get 50GB

Once it dropped to $0.99 I just decided to buy it. MUCH better than $50

Wait, so it doesn't smell like cheese?

Well according to Webster's a cannibal is "a person who eats the flesh of other human beings", doesn't say anything about ONLY eating human flesh. =/

Because Warner doesn't make software, and just because these companies are part of this organization doesn't mean that they for the bill.

So now you are a cannibal too?!?!

The correct term should be omnivore unless you only eat meat and meat only. =)