Hey Allah, what time ya due back in boy’s town?

Pitching coaches visit for one of two reasons - stalling for another reliever (vast majority of visits are these) and injuries. I say this not to defend Remy, but to point out that if MLB cared about speeding up the game, they would ban all non-injury related pitching coach visits.

I tell ya...

PMT is incredible, and I’ve been kind of amused at the TOTAL lack of coverage it’s received from Deadspin. It seems to be taking over the sports social media world lately. They get great guests and usually deliver entertaining interviews. I know Big Cat probably doesn’t have the Deadspin Blogger Stamp of Approval but…

Big Cat and PFT are legitimately amazing characters and I honestly hope they get too big for barstool and do their own thing. They also added that Donnie Does China guy who is a fucking maniac and is going to end up in a Chinese labor camp.

I’m just happy the first post-game article didn’t reference us as “racist, shitbag fans” in the title.

So... which superteam are you currently frontrunnering with?

I guess someone had hyperbole on clearance this weekend, because you stocked up.

Unless there is a lot more than meets the eye, he first got robbed when they charged him for a “suite.”

Hey, people without kids! Smash that star, it’s good. +1

Matin Kratt: “What if we could mate with sharks in the wild?”

Hey now, my 94-year-old grandpa can do a whole bunch of jumps off hills on an ATV.

Jeter never had a problem.

I wonder how black locker room dildos feel about playing in Boston.

Pretty sure they called a foul on Olynyk. The consequence of a hard moving screen.

Thank God someone with some sense!

Yes, yes I do. Instead of taking a hard screen like everybody else does, he acted like a little bitch having a hissy fit.

Its the playoffs. Don’t blame Olynyk because Oubre is soft.

Literally had the same exact thought. You’re leaving this world. This plane of existence. You’ll never have a conscious thought again. And you go out with Savage Garden?

Jeez, enough with these incomprehensible crossposts from Compete already. What’s this one, Heroes of the Dotacraft 2 or something?