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That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

*second and third quarters happen*

Hey...the Falcons had a pretty good 1st half too!!

Welp, it’s a good thing the Wizards got out to such an insurmountable lead! It would be a shame if that lead disappeared early in the second quarter...

This story exemplifies the two biggest problems with “entrepreneurs”: the irrational blind trust that comes by virtue of being wealthy and the extreme value placed on ideas alone.

The pain goes to eleven.

I bet you’d still see a hockey coach out there.

Can someone explain to me why this is illegal? Why is it the government’s job to prosecute people who violate the NCAA’s policies. This would be like the state troopers showing up for an HR transgression.

The responses to this should be good (and by good I mean bad).

Oh right. She didn’t explicitly say it so that’s not what she heavily heavily implied. Give me a break dude.

Like 9/11, Wahlberg would have stopped this from happening. But his child was sick.

I know. It would be like paying to go to a show on Prince’s Piano and a Microphone tour and finding out he was just going to sit on a chair at the side of the stage while Morris Day played the piano and Carmen Electra sang the songs. You’d have no right to feel ripped off, right? You had Prince, a piano, and a

Couple of things to add:

I feel like all of the names in this story are made up

In a debate between cyclists and dog owners about entitlement to public space, who would be the most insufferable? Whichever one is a vegan and/or crossfitter, I assume.

I get the impression you’ve been waiting a long time to tell this story.

I thought these two were part of the story.

Take it to Gizmodo, buddy.

Man. I took a line drive to the guy zone as a pitcher in a beer league softball game, haven’t played since. My peener and veggies are in pain just watching this.

“I’ve made it to the top,” he said as he watched a blowout high school baseball game on a shitty laptop.