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I basically described it by telling the story of New Years Eve 99, where everyone was at least a little convinced computers were going to turn against us, so all of the neighborhood parents got insanely drunk, and let the kids have probably the best middle school party to ever occur. We listened to spice girls, a girl

How much do their neighbors hate them?

“What are you working on now Ahmed?”
“Revenge.”

Except that The Hunger Games already exists with a male lead, under the title of Every Other Action Movie Ever Made: Parts XXI-DCLXVI.

This One Gif Perfectly Sums Up What a Terrible Actor Ashton Kutcher Is

Since men are doing all the raping, why not have a curfew for men instead?

It's not like it's even the real Confederate flag.

She fucking 46 you guys. She feeds on the blood of babies. I want to be her when I grow up.

HOW DARE YOU not refer to Nigel by his full official title NOTED FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER NIGEL BARKER?

Thank you, finally.

MARK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THAT THE LADY THEY BURIED WAS SOMEHOW ALIVE UNDERGROUND FOR FORTY FUCKING YEARS

As a child I was always disturbed by every Cabbage Patch kid’s butt tattoo - the signature of their creator, XAVIER ROBERTS.

I’m a mother with a nanny and this story haunts me

Just wanna mention my project to highlight cool Jezzies for possible elevation from the grays again real quick:

who pointed out that the cereal was imported from America

It felt magical. I sat for a while after my husband took a picture and then I left because I felt like it was his space and not mine. Dude just one eyed me when I got up and dropped right back to sleep. Here’s my pale legs and a sea turtle!

Really whom would he choose to star in an MLK biopic? George Clooney?