The contouring is pretty striking too.

So riddle me this, why could I buy a gun before the weekend but my insurance asked me to wait 6 months for an IUD? Theyve kindly told me that’s the physician preference. Which is how they like to practice, but that is not okay when it’s my only option.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

thanks for this. i was only aware of referring to an immigrant as an “alien” or an “illegal” being racially offensive and dehumanizing.

I love Miley. Dem panties tho.

The 80s have made a brief comeback, that’s what’s going on with that thong.

I remember driving 287 to Longmont and encountering this a while back. It was a truly bizarre scene. There were hundreds of books in the center median of the highway. Both the wife and I looked at each other and couldn’t make heads or tails of it. Ultimately we decided it was some weird Boulder “hippie” art project /…

Refrigerated? You’re fine. I make cold brew and stick in the fridge, and it can last at least a month (and I see some claiming it will last 8-10 weeks). As long as it doesn’t have dairy in it, there’s really not much to make it go bad while chilled.

• Christmas presents not for immediate family members. Why am I wasting my money on stuff for a ton of people and why are they wasting money on me?

Too old to read these comments about how everyone is “too old” in their early fucking twenties.

NPR?

Indoor malls but especially Hot Topic; Outdoor festivals where $20 worth of tickets buys me one turkey leg and a small lemonade; not returning high-end makeup that doesn’t do exactly what it claims to do; apologizing for unshorn legs; internet dates.

Don’t have the means to shop Garavani’s face onto the turkey. Use your imaginations, people.

Classic Sesame Street has my absolute favorite Jim Henson sequence of all time in it. I’m not sure exactly when this was done, but Henson is clearly singing, so 1990 at the very latest. Ladysmith Black Mombazo is the chorus.

I was afraid to look, but he was still so adorable all grown up!

I’m kind of so into the orange beijing lipstick, though my tastes to skew towards so wrong it’s right.

What a fascinating trip for the reader! Thank you.

I’ve been commenting since the second day Jezebel existed. On the old system I even had a star. Now I’m perpetually stuck in the grey wasteland.

Somehow the most horrifying thing here is that a 30 year old man told his mother to go to the store to get him a sandwich and a soda - AND SHE DID IT.