is “rue mate” a typo? because like i legitimately love it.

Yes! Go to the tenement museum! I hate guided tours but this is awesome, well worth the time and money.

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

The best memories a girl can have is when Mom went to work and dad was all "oh I can do this, this is easy!" and you wound up with a shitty side pony tail and started crying because it was picture day.

Is this a corner shelf built into the shower? I couldn’t be more jealous.

Probably in the make up chair. Many women do this when we feel uncomfortable. The make up artists probably said that they didn’t have the right shade of make up, and she apologized for the inconvenience, even though it was the make up artist who should have apologized for being unprepared.

Wow, way to make the whole situation about you, Whoopi! Her narcissism is off the fucking charts. “Mel Gibson can’t be a racist, because he’s never said anything racist to my face.” “Cosby can’t be a rapist, because people have made snap judgments about me in the past.” Ugh, she disgusts me.

I want to marry your username

Is this some next level hipster bullshit, where a person confesses to like something that has a huge following, as if it’s something special?

Kris:the grand manipulator/Machiavellian genius

This is perfect. Like, damn.

(Editor’s Note: If you think she deserved to have her life ruined on account of some weed, do us all a favor and go fuck yourself)

You are correct, but you know that no one likes that...And I will add that, as a native Texan, I would only wish Texas prisons on murderers and rapists. An overcrowded no air conditioning havin steel and concrete box of torture? Fuck that, I understand why she ran like hell.

Polo-khaki manager is a cool dude.

I did not want this post to end. Great stories this week! That is some crazy-fast thinking in the last story.

(Editor’s Note: If you think she deserved to have her life ruined on account of some weed, do us all a favor and go fuck yourself)

(Editor’s Note: If you think she deserved to have her life ruined on account of some weed, do us all a favor and go fuck yourself)

WAITIN’ FOR THE WEED COMMENTS.