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There is a Uniqlo less than a block from where I work... I will probably place an online order this weekend. #lazy

There is a Uniqlo less than a block from where I work... I will probably place an online order this weekend. #lazy

I read the name as “Potato Lovato” and like it much more.

I definitely have a type.

Who the fuck decided it would be a good idea for Trump to take questions from a centrist audience? That guy (let’s get real, it’s not a woman) needs a swift “you’re fired.”

saying “‘We can still be friends’ is like saying ‘The dog died, but we can still keep it.’”

Correction: “City University of New York” is not a place—it is a university system comprising a number of 24 distinct colleges. The incident in question occurred at City College.

Given that global capitalism is an inherently exploitative economic system, shopping on any day makes a person complicit in exploitation and is thus implicitly unethical.

“They do not want to come under a uniform secular agenda”

No. The hypothetical you propose isn’t analogous, as contractors and soldiers aren’t residents but temporary workers with no intention of staying. Non-voting immigrants (and children, felons, etc.) are legal, permanent residents of the U.S. who are prevented from voting from one reason or another. They are

Dude. That soup cost $2.89, which pretty makes it a deal no matter what the size.

From the People article:

who pointed out that the cereal was imported from America

Best commercial I’ve seen in a long damn time.

From his instagram. I don’t even know what this is supposed to mean...

I think I’ve been living under a rock or something. I’d never even heard of a “meet-cute” until a few months ago, and then I somehow divined that I shouldn’t tell anyone and had to use context clues to figure out its meaning.

She was told minestrone. My friend then asked if the soup had any wheat in it. The waitress goes “oh no, honey, it’s just vegetables, beans and noodles.”

But I thought we could use our Costco IDs?

...we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.

Am I the only one who thinks Caitlin sounds like a Cher impersonator?