I misunderstood you to be making a scientific claim about the effects of vaping in the context of others, and I understand now that you meant isolated vaping doesn't affect others. So no beef there. As others have pointed out, there are second hand effects for your neighbors in an apartment building, but I don't see…

So basically, you don't like fruit.

Facts 1-6 are awesome, congrats!

I wish this was something we could chalk up to being in Florida, but it's shockingly common for hospitals to pressure women into C-sect. When a friend of mine recently tried to advocate for her right to attempt a vaginal birth, the hospital brought her into an office with an attorney and gave her the option of…

When it was time for my friend's cat (Fatty) to get fixed, they charged her double because they had to perform liposuction in order to remove the uterus. Apparently in cats extra fat is the consistency of crisco, and it will ooze out from the incision all over the operating table unless some of it's removed first.

yin'z

My reaction would be very similar...maybe a little more crying and out of sync bopping.

I'm pretty indifferent to my words. I'm pretty impressed with your ability to contort them into something completely different and then to shame me for your words.

True story: I once knew a girl who left her contacts in for a full year. When she finally took them out, she had to wear sunglasses around the clock and keep her eyes slitted because the oxygen hurt her eyes.

Oops.

Random thoughts that popped to mind while reading this:

Holy shit, Bongo still exists?

I was scrolling through this article knowing I'd find a post like this, then BLAMMO, my powers of prophesy are affirmed! I am an internet guru.

So.... I went to see the Spice Girls on their reunion tour a few years ago. Posh sang exactly 0% of the time, sashayed 50% of the time, and phoned in group choreography the other 50% of the time.

I feel precisely the opposite.

When all I saw was the .gif, I thought he was dancing to Hava Nagila.

Meh, the only difference between Miley and myself at her age is that she's much more productive than I was.

Every summer, I spend a week grading AP exams. AP graders are fucking weirdos. I have a few other friends I go with, and we clock in/out then spend the rest of our time drinking.

Yes, but is he for or against women's rights?