My bff in Texas had an abortion last year, and they forced her to listen to the fetal heartbeat for a minute. Didn't change her well-thought out, fully-informed decision, but it did really fuck with her at a particularly vulnerable time. It was the right decision for her, but that doesn't mean it wasn't difficult. …

Looks like I haven't seen a Disney movie in a long time.

HE IS OPENLY A BIG OLD JERKFACE BULLY.

This was a story widespread enough to make New York Magazine's approval matrix all the way back in August.

Q: What if one of your parents has a sibling, but that sibling mysteriously dies?

I was surprised twice:

How did you get your DVR to record three shows at once?

I agree with you that emailing a manager is a poor tactic.

I'm reading this article in order to procrastinate. Fail.

In 2009, Jen Palmer's husband bought her some Christmas gifts...

Even if they are share financial responsibility through marriage, they are not a single legal entity. The "contract" was entered into by her husband. She is not bound to its terms, and her review does not violate it.

I only watched Seaon 1 because of her. Horror/Suspense absolutely terrifies me, and not in a pleasant way at all. That's how much I love Connie Britton. I'd definitely watch again (occasionally dropping my ipod and gasping in terror on the subway) if she came back.

Let's get real, most people who purchase OTC pregnancy tests are crossing their fingers for a negative result. (Do a quick poll among friends, I suspect the happy negative moments outweigh the happy positives, which makes sense—a few nervous moments over a lifetime and then a planned year long ordeal).

Man, Jaycee Duggard is such a dumb slut.

This is such an amazing program and song. Thanks for posting it!

Just an FYI: Sleepless in Austin has updated his webpage in response to all the press he's received. It's somehow even worse, and now includes an "about me" page where he explains his racism, sexism, homophobia, good heart, and Alex Jones obsession in depth. He's also posted pictures of his ex-girlfriend as "proof".

He was kind enough to post his phone number, if any Jezzies want to go deep undercover: 512-367-3629.

And ring worm!

I know, I miss typed. I still meant Median =/= Mean, but with the correct definition of median :)

Oof, you are correct!

Median =/= Mean.