Scotland is more elevated than England so the we’ll be able to sit on the mountains and watch the English drown like the perfidious bastards they are.

Either that’s heavily photoshopped or he’s wearing Shatner’s girdle from the second season of Star Trek

Yeah and even then he only likes red meat. I read an article I wish I could find where Ivana was serving like steak and potatoes or something, even though it was like the middle of summer because that’s all he eats.

He swinga di golf club, fantastico health, beepy di boopy di babay di!

private Italian lessons from women he found through Craigslist postings is such a long euphemism

a 70 year old man who doesn’t exercise and eats only fast food is in bad physical health, you say? I’d never!

Yes, let’s dig up ancient lifeforms buried in Antarctica. What’s the worst that could happen?

I have a PhD in paleoclimatology - please go ahead and list some scientific peer-reviewed sources that “easily refute” the basics of anthropogenic climate change or this particular cause for melting of the West Antarctic Ice Sheet.

Yes, Scientists at Ohio State University and contributors to Geophysical Research Letters are clearly bupkis fiction.

What do you do for a living? Let’s judge you on where your paycheck comes from next.

Antarctica and the Arctic are two very different environments: the former is a continent surrounded by ocean, the latter is ocean enclosed by land. As a result, sea ice behaves very differently in the two regions. While the Antarctic sea ice yearly wintertime maximum extent hit record highs from 2012 to 2014…

Is this not a case of blaming the messenger? This is actually happening in objective reality, it’s her job to write about it, and you have no reason to read it if you don’t want to.