Either that’s heavily photoshopped or he’s wearing Shatner’s girdle from the second season of Star Trek

Yeah and even then he only likes red meat. I read an article I wish I could find where Ivana was serving like steak and potatoes or something, even though it was like the middle of summer because that’s all he eats.

He swinga di golf club, fantastico health, beepy di boopy di babay di!

private Italian lessons from women he found through Craigslist postings is such a long euphemism

a 70 year old man who doesn’t exercise and eats only fast food is in bad physical health, you say? I’d never!