So how long until the draft comes back?

You forgot the gif!

“My genitals are engorged as well fellow viewer!”

Putin already has.

No love for Lisa Nowak? Will not buy.

Uh huh, so flip that. If this were Obama, would you still feel the same way?

Please explain how these releases are about the overthrow of the government, not exposure of government tactics and behaviour.

Feds’ loyalty is to the American people, not to the president.

You say treason, I say heroism.

Then you should reconsider joking.

And there’s a perfectly good Patrick Warburton RIGHT THERE ON THE SHELF.

8 in 10 people on the planet believe in a sky wizard. People are fucking stupid and we are about to find out why Germans in the 10 century thought fucking giants built the aqueducts. We’re going to knock ourselves back to the stone age any day now

+1 higs-boson particle

I’ve become convinced that reality is broken.

Right, except that’s not the news or the point of mentioning the index. The reason it’s noted is the extremes (unseen in nearly 70 years) of the index. We don’t just seem more divided, we are, historically so.

Another alternative would be to invite the Fan from last week’s rally and his cardboard cutout.

They should give Hillary the seat and table that would have been occupied by Trump. Heck, maybe even roast Hillary as they would have if she was president. Heck, they could even make her the focus of the night and pretend that she’s president.

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

They should invite Hillary too. She did win the popular vote, after all.

Hell, go all out and have Alex Baldwin as Trump and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.