These would be perfect if I allowed my sub to wear anything.

Geez, it’s just basic vagina formal wear. Get with the times.

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

And he didn’t get the 306 he keeps claiming. Officially, he came in at 304 after a couple of defections in the EC.

Did you see how fast he blamed someone else when backed into a corner with facts? That was really satisfying to watch.

Soccer moms. Why did it have to be soccer moms?

Its amazing to watch a total collapse of your own government. Not only the endless scandal, conflicting stories and total distrust at top levels but the total refusal of some people to even acknowledge ANYTHING is wrong (Give him a chance!)

Chinese boxes are causing global warming

Thanks humans!

Just wait, president Bannon has high hopes...

I hate Paul Ryan with a fiery passion, but I’ll take him as President over Trump in a heartbeat, no questions asked, and I’d expect him to just be another George W. Bush with conventionally crappy and offensively bigoted right-wing policy initiatives. We can survive that for four years, though. It’ll be awful, but it…

A semantic criticism: This IS a political action, but it is NOT a partisan one.

At this point, I’m no longer anti-Trump...I’m simply pro-competence and pro-professionalism. My bar has dropped so far that I’m thinking to myself that Ted Cruz wouldn’t have been so bad.

See if you can rewrite this without using any hot button words at all. Start by removing the word “jihad” when referring to a news organization asking for tips about a politician about whom there are legitimate and pressing questions.

I love how all the Trump supporters in the comments who are ‘appalled’ at Gizmodo expressing something vaguely akin to a political bias (gasp!) can’t recognize that Donald Trump is, at this point, far beyond the traditional left / right divide in Washington discourse.

Because Obama was not a Russian mole.

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

There’s no safe spaces anymore snowflake.

Here is a picture of a car:

murder-chickens gave me the lols